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Can't make this stuff up

Last week, a truck from a major shipping company parked in front of my house, and the driver got out to deliver a package. As he handed it to me, I noticed that it was addressed to the previous homeowner, who moved far away seven years ago. I explained, and the driver took the package back and was on his way.

Today, a postcard arrived. It was sent by the shipping company and addressed to the previous homeowner. It reads:

Dear Customer:

On 23 May 2008, we received a package(s) for you from: Shipper name [redacted by Teenage Kicks]

We are unable to complete delivery because: RECEIVER MOVED, NOT DELIVERED

Please pick up your package(s) at the above address (photo id is required) or call us at [phone number redacted].