They've made a list over at
McSweeney's. Some highlights:
Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"
I want to do it with you.
Led Zeppelin, "Whole Lotta Love"
I want to do it with you.
R. Kelly, "I Believe I Can Fly"
I believe I want to do it with you.
Frank Sinatra, "Strangers in the Night"
I'm drunk and I want to do it with you.
Little Richard, "Good Golly Miss Molly"
I'm doing it with Miss Molly, and she's totally into it.
Pulp, "Common People"
I once met a stuck-up European who wanted to do it with me.
Radiohead, "Creep"
I'm filled with self-loathing, and, though outwardly I hate everything you represent, I want to do it with you.
Let's add some of our own, shall we?
Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me"
I want you to want to do it with me.
KISS, "Rock and Roll All Nite"
I want to rock and roll all nite and party every day.
The Kingsmen, "Louie Louie"
I wanna mumja deesel aye-aye-aye.
Bruce Springsteen, "Born to Run"
I want to do it with Mary in the backseat of my hemi-powered machine and then die in a cloud of mist in the shadow of an amusement park.
The Vapors, "Turning Japanese"
I want to do it with myself.
Nick Lowe, "Cruel to Be Kind"
I want to do it with someone nicer than you.
Derek and the Dominoes, "Layla"
I want to do it with George Harrison's wife.
Barry White, all songs
I want to do it with you.
