Incredible!This picture of Jesus Christ was done with one pen stroke. It starts on tip of the nose and ends on the bottom.
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Incredible!This picture of Jesus Christ was done with one pen stroke. It starts on tip of the nose and ends on the bottom.
Big Butter Jesus is a giant Jesus statue built for Monroe's Solid Rock Church in Ohio. The 62-foot high and16,000 lb sculpture finished in 2004 cost $250,000. The statute is so large that it can be visible from the nearby interstate highways and usually attracts a lot of traffic jams. The otherwise fameless sculpture gained instant popularity when the Bob & Tom show broadcast Heywood Banks' song (video and lyrics below) with the same name in 2006.
Big Butter Jesus song lyrics:
Source: Brett Anderson's The Way I See IT BlogIn southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter,
just like at the state fair.Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.Well you see him from the chest up
like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese
and the virgin out of olives.Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.Shipped in pieces on a flatbed
staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.
Not long after Brokeback Mountain actor Heath Ledger succumbed to his overdose of drug, Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), a (non-acknowdged) Baptist church that condemns lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people, announced they will picket Ledger's funeral, for him doing 'vile' gay things with Jack Gyllenhaal.
"Brokeback Mountain star--Heath Ledger--is dead. WBC will picket his funeral." Fred Phelps' controversial organization proclaimed in the news releas. "Heath Ledger is now in Hell and has begun serving his eternal sentence - beside which, nothing else about Heath Ledger is relevant or consequential." Source: Holy Moly
Transcript:
Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous [an internet group fighting against the Church of Scientology and its parent company Religious Technology Center].
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No--they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.
Knowledge is free.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
Jesus on the Cross in Granite Slab (picture above). A granite distributor in Pinellas County of Florida has this 400-pound piece of granite which, many believed, bears an image of Jesus Christ pinned to the cross. The stone was bought by the man the piece two years ago near the Brazilian town of Espirito Santo, or "Holy City." Now possibly inspired by the success that a grilled cheese sandwich, which purportedly bore an image of the Virgin Mary, sold on eBay for $28,000 in 2004, the man also wants to sell it via the most popular auction site. We wish he can bag in big bucks! Source: Fox13


