We haven't had any Half Man Half Biscuit for some time, so let's rectify that straight away and welcome in October with 27 Yards Of Dental Floss.
'Fired by wine she was almost mine
Til a fight broke out at the bar
Third rate Les in his Burberry fez
Had gone just a little too far
Nailing down his bailing twine
To the laminate floor
He sang a salty song about
A girl from Bangalore
27 yards of dental floss
And she still won't give me a smile'
If you're one of the surprisingly many who downloaded With Goth On Our Side a few months back you'll love this one too. HMHB were in session on 6 Music back in August with three new songs and the promise of a new album around Christmas. Killer new line? 'I shot a man in Tesco just watch him die'.
27 Yards Of Dental Floss.mp3
27 Yards Of Dental Floss.mp3