~NO!! NO!! NO!!~

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"Could we teach taste or genius by rules, they would be no longer taste and genius."

-Joshua Reynolds

At least once a day I see a trend fail, style nightmare, makeup disaster, or fashion faux pas. Sometimes I see a few... But lately "hideous" is so prominent that it is almost a trend within itself. Here are a few examples...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Seriously, you're trying too hard...you're doing too much"

This bag is so ugly it actually makes me violent:

A Hello Kitty bong? Really? Is Sanrio in a licensing war with Ed Hardy?

Cigarette butt charms? If you were going for trendy/edgy you failed miserably. Start over.

As If Mocassins weren't ugly enough...

"Vulva" Vaginal Scent? I guess it could be worse...it could be in lotion/creme form.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Fashion Intervention -Leighton Meester~

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"All styles are good except the tiresome kind." -Voltaire

I try so hard to keep "Glamour Whore" positive and non-bashing. I really do. For as bitchy as I can be in real life, yes I'm kind of bitchy... you read it here first, on-line and in print I try not to be harsh about the fails and accentuate the wins. HOWEVER...I will not be an enabler. Leighton Meester needs a fashion intervention and I feel it's my duty to bring attention to the matter and make a public plea on her behalf. Mz.Meester is on a TV show (Gossip Girl for those who are enjoying their first day out from under the rock) whose wardrobe department may be the best on cable. If they don't win an Emmy it will be straight robbery. That being said...they can't help her?! Seriously?! And what's really good with Blake Lively in all of this?! Blake has more than a few looks in my Glamour Whore Hall Of Fame, she can't help her girl out?! Whisper in ear that she may need some help... Please Blake, do it for me!! It will be an act of Glamour Goodwill! Stylists, if you are reading this...HELP HER!! Designers...send her something ASAP!! We all need to pull together and help this girl...



She had so much promise...her look for the 2009 Oscars was pure glamour and on point. I was excited to see more red carpet looks from her. Be careful of what you wish for...yikes. It was downhill quickly...



It's just plain sad what's become of her style...



Ahhhh....The good ol'days when she got it right:


Please help this Girl...she is seriously in Glamour Distress. *sigh*

**PIX courtesy of Getty Images and Just Jared **

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~CODE RED!! CODE RED!!~

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“A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are compelled to alter it every six months.” -Oscar Wilde

We are at a fashion "code red" Glamettes...prepare for battle.

The title of this post may seem a little dramatic to you... Actually, if you are a fellow Glamour Whore, nothing is ever too dramatic...what was I thinking?! Anyway...I'm disturbed. Seriously disturbed and distressed. I woke up today and went about my usual morning/afternoon (I like my sleep...don't judge me!), the routine being... Stretch, yawn...get up. Walk to fridge...ice cold pepsi (I said don't judge me!!) Bathroom. Apply moisturizer to my freshly washed face. Take ice cold pepsi to my desk, smoke my morning/afternoon marlboro light (ok, judge me) and start my morning surfing. I get the news first, because being current event ignorant isn't sexy... After I read all of the, usually depressing, news and weather reports I get down to business. Beauty and Fashion news. I start surfing sites from all over the world looking for pertinent information to bring my readers. One of my very favorite sites "The Frisky" which I usually love ran a story that put me in a tailspin which over the course of the day escalated into full-fledged FEAR. The god-awful news that damn near gave me a stroke? An article titled "Dig Out Your Scrunchies—They’re Back In Style!" I REFUSE to accept this and will not allow those hideous, unsightly fashion fails to resurface...REFUSE!!



Now like I said, I was disturbed by the imminent threat of a "scrunchie revival" but little did I know that it was just the tip of the bad fashion iceberg...

Later on in the afternoon I was watching video footage of the upcoming Bravo series "Kell On Earth", a reality series premiering in February about Fashion PR guru Kelly Cutrone and she made a statement that put the fear of God in me... She said (in reference to her show and what you can expect) "You'll be able to learn about the skort...for men. This is a whole big trend right now. It's a skirt/short for men. It's a huge trend in New York, in rockbands and gay men" Omg....this has the potential to be a DISASTER!!! The skort may be the WORST invention EVER. EVER. Seriously...EVER. And a male skort is a act of war dammit...

I did a little research and this trend leads back to Marc Jacobs... I feel so betrayed. Dammit Jacobs, I always supported you...how could you do this?!



And Kelly, you are just being irresponsible by encouraging this nonsense...smh




Scrunchies?! Male Skorts?! A recipe for disaster...What if Perez Hilton starts running around in a skort?! Then what?! Who's paying for the medication and the stay at a mental health facility I'm gonna need after the sight of that?!

We are at a fashion "Code Red"...Good taste is being attacked and I will not stand by and let it happen...I will fight the good fight. So consider yourselves warned scrunchies and skorts!!

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Nail Trends...A "Do" And A "Don't"~

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"Style is knowing who you are, what to say, and not giving a damn." -Murphy Graeme

2 new nail trends were brought to my attention this week. One of them is a trendy "Do" and one of them is a colossal "Don't". And who got it right is quite shocking to me...

I'll start with the "Don't":

"Bubble Nails". Yes, I said "Bubble Nails". This style is created with acrylic nails built up and sculpted into the shape of a ...bubble. A super funny looking bubble.

Omg...I can't...


Now for the "Do":

Katy Perry rocked these crystal encrusted nails at the European MTV Music Awards. No one is more surprised than me that Katy Perry is the hero of this post. I was starting to believe that being a fashion/beauty/style "Don't" was her job. However, she has really been impressing me lately...

I love em...


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo