~It's Only The End Of The World If I Don't Have An Outfit...~

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"What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.” -Richard Bach

In a previous post I mentioned my darling "Disaster Girl", a best friend and Founder/EIC of "Disaster Caster", and how different we are and how much I love when our world collide. BOOM!!! Hear that? Our worlds are colliding again... "Disaster Girl" spends a lot of time thinking and talking about the end of the world/the apocalypse. And I...well... to me the end of the world is not having an appropriate outfit for any occassion that may arise. The thought of the end of the world doesn't terrify me...not being dressed correctly for it does. Visual artist Heyniek has eased my fears and designed an imaginary fashion collection comprised of pieces perfect for the apocalypse called "Fantastic Fatalism". Yes, I know it's imaginary but that doesn't mean it's not fierce and can't be brought to reality. So now when "Diaster Girl" talks to me abou the end of the world I can rest easy... I know I can have an outfit made if need be. Whew!! Castastrophe averted...

Heyniek "Fantastic Fatalism"

And no outfit is complete without an appropriate makeup look... My version of "Apocalypse" eye makeup:

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~The World's First Luxury Bomb Shelter ~

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“There's no disaster that can't become a blessing, and no blessing that can't become a disaster”

-Richard Bach

This blog is dedicated to my beloved darling "Disaster Girl"...she is truly a part of my heart.

A underground complex in California called the "Barstow Bunker", built to survive a nuclear war, is being renovated by Robert Vicino. He's basically taking the structure from it's 1960s style and turning it into a luxurious resort-like complex without losing any of the protection. And the protection is AMAZING:

The Barstow bunker was built to withstand a 50-megaton nuclear blast 10 miles away, 450mph winds, a magnitude-10 earthquake, 10 days of 1,250°F surface fires, and three weeks beneath any flood. Vicino says that a soon-to-be-installed air-filtration system will also neutralize any biological, chemical or nuclear attacks. The Barstow branch will stock enough food and clothing to sustain 135 people for at least a year, and in a lifestyle that Vicino describes as compact but luxurious, like being on a cruise ship.

-SOURCE

Wow... Safety and luxury. Sounds like the perfect place for me and my Disaster Girl:) Be sure to check out Disaster Girl's blog "The Disaster Caster"

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~NO!! NO!! NO!!~

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"Could we teach taste or genius by rules, they would be no longer taste and genius."

-Joshua Reynolds

At least once a day I see a trend fail, style nightmare, makeup disaster, or fashion faux pas. Sometimes I see a few... But lately "hideous" is so prominent that it is almost a trend within itself. Here are a few examples...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Seriously, you're trying too hard...you're doing too much"

This bag is so ugly it actually makes me violent:

A Hello Kitty bong? Really? Is Sanrio in a licensing war with Ed Hardy?

Cigarette butt charms? If you were going for trendy/edgy you failed miserably. Start over.

As If Mocassins weren't ugly enough...

"Vulva" Vaginal Scent? I guess it could be worse...it could be in lotion/creme form.

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Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Fashion Intervention -Leighton Meester~

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"All styles are good except the tiresome kind." -Voltaire

I try so hard to keep "Glamour Whore" positive and non-bashing. I really do. For as bitchy as I can be in real life, yes I'm kind of bitchy... you read it here first, on-line and in print I try not to be harsh about the fails and accentuate the wins. HOWEVER...I will not be an enabler. Leighton Meester needs a fashion intervention and I feel it's my duty to bring attention to the matter and make a public plea on her behalf. Mz.Meester is on a TV show (Gossip Girl for those who are enjoying their first day out from under the rock) whose wardrobe department may be the best on cable. If they don't win an Emmy it will be straight robbery. That being said...they can't help her?! Seriously?! And what's really good with Blake Lively in all of this?! Blake has more than a few looks in my Glamour Whore Hall Of Fame, she can't help her girl out?! Whisper in ear that she may need some help... Please Blake, do it for me!! It will be an act of Glamour Goodwill! Stylists, if you are reading this...HELP HER!! Designers...send her something ASAP!! We all need to pull together and help this girl...



She had so much promise...her look for the 2009 Oscars was pure glamour and on point. I was excited to see more red carpet looks from her. Be careful of what you wish for...yikes. It was downhill quickly...



It's just plain sad what's become of her style...



Ahhhh....The good ol'days when she got it right:


Please help this Girl...she is seriously in Glamour Distress. *sigh*

**PIX courtesy of Getty Images and Just Jared **

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~The "Jersey Shore" Cast Gets A Makeover... Ummm...I Guess~

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"My personal style is fresh to death. Have you ever been to the supermarket? You know the produce section, like where the food is fresh? That's my style."
-Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio -"Life & Style"



Wow. I always thought Paris, Milan, and New York City were the style meccas. I'm sorry. Apparently I owe Pathmark some press. I will totally cover the runway show in Aisle 6 this spring, I promise. I just hope I'm "fresh to death" enough to get a front row seat...

Ok, enough. I am now going to retract my claws and do what I'm here to do... I'm not even sure of what that is right now... Apparently, hell has frozen over and I'm actually writing about the disaster that is "The Jersey Shore".... Here goes.

Life and Style magazine has done the impossible and made-over the cast of The Jersey Shore . Rendering them fashionable enough for one of NYC's hottest clubs, Greenhouse. And although it's a VAST improvement, the article itself smells of the deli section...a wee bit cheesy. What they basically did was dress each cast member up as a current media darling. I'm not "J Wowwed" by it, but it is an improvement.

Before:

After:

Photo Courtesy of "Just Jared"

Here's a breakdown:
Sammi and Ronnie: "Brangelina"
J Woww: "Megan Fox"
The Situation: "Jake Gyllenhaal"
Snooki: "Kim Kardashian"
Pauly D: "Taylor Lautner"
Vinny: "Justin Timberlake"

Read The Full Article: Here

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Glamour Whore...xoxo