~File This Under: Luxurious Shit... The $6,400 Toilet~

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“Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.” -Alexander Chase

Yes, I said a $6,400 dollar toilet. Leave it too fancy ass Kohler... The "Numi" toilet is the most high tech :throne" I have ever seen. I'm not even all that fascinated by toilets and even I have to admit I'm impressed. Toilets have generally always been a man's interest. They love them some toilets, I'm convinced that they make all of their major life decisions in the bathroom. So maybe the "Numi" isn't all that extravagant of a purchase. I mean some major thinking and life planning will be occurring on it so I guess it should be as comfortable as possible...

Some of the features of the "Numi" besides looking like a high tech piece of art are:

• A self-cleaning bidet
• Built-in stereo speakers, an FM radio, and a 3.5mm audio-in jack and cradle for iPhones, iPods, or other music players.
• It's own theme song that can play upon entering the bathroom
• Functions are controlled with a full-color touch-screen remote that magnetically docks with a wall-mounted panel
• Seat temperature, a foot warmer that blasts warm air, adjustable position, water pressure and temperature of the extending bidet and a drier with adjustable intensity and temperature are some of the features controlled by the remote.
• A self-opening and closing lid
• A deodorizing element that sucks air from the bowl through a charcoal filter

Damn...it does everything but actually go to the bathroom for you. I want it. I was sold after I read about the theme song...

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~No Retouching Necessary... This Camera Does It For You~

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"A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into."
~Ansel Adams

Since we now live on "Planet Photoshop" it was only a matter of time before someone developed a camera that photoshops your flaws for you automatically. And someone did. The Panasonic Lumix DMC-FP7 digital camera smooths out skin, removes shine, whitens teeth and applies makeup all with the touch of a (magic) button. And it has a great feature that allows you to control the amount of retouching for each photograph, for example the picture you'll see below is only retouched by 80%. I have to admit as a pro MUA the "makeup" feature makes me wanna say "back off bitch!" as I don't need a cameras replacing me but other than that... Where has this camera been all life?! The pictures of me hungover at Sunday family dinners wouldn't be hidden in a safety deposit box right now if I had had this genius gadget...

The Panasonic Lumix DMC-FP7:




This photo was retouched at 80%:



Kinda genius right?!


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Factory Installed Wi-Fi In The Whip?! Put On Your Seatbelt...And A Helmet~

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"Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly. It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service." -Henry Ford

I spend an INSANE amount of time in my car...and I LOVE it. Yup, I love driving...and I love sexy cars. For awhile now I've been coveting a white Audi. Nothing too special I know, I just liked them...

BUT who wants this?



When you could have this?



Sexy right? A ride fit for a Glamour Whore wouldn't you say? Yeah, I agree. However, don't get it twisted... This car is more than just a pretty face...it comes with FACTORY INSTALLED Wi-Fi!!! Oh. My. God. Everyone strap on your safety belts and put on a helmet you may need it as I'm blogging while driving across the George Washington Bridge...lol. Seriously.

Now I don't quite understand all of the computer jargon explaining it all but truth be told, I don't really care how they did it or why it works as long as it does. Basically, from what I could understand, the 2011 Audi A8 will be able to provide wireless internet service via a integrated WLAN module. Passengers will simply need to insert a SIM card to access service and Bluetooth will provide up to 8 simultaneous connections. Omg... That's just sexy. I'm not even going to lie to you, I'm literally turned on a lil bit by this sexy technology advanced piece of machinery...





For those of you that just have to know how it works can look behind the curtain HERE


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Diamonds? OH GOD YES!!! YES!!~

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"Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough."

~Mary McLeod Bethune

Every couple of weeks I like to bring you the latest items of the utmost extravagance...usually involving diamonds. It's about that time again...

Some of these are the norm: an outrageously priced diamond adorned bustier, a completely unnecessary but extravagrant diamond iPad cover and...a diamond sex toy. What was that last one? Oh yes. A DIAMOND SEX TOY. Let's start with that one...

The World's Most Expensive Sex Toy:

French jeweler Maison Victor claims to have designed the world's most expensive sex toy. The white gold dildo features a mounted ring made of 117 diamonds equaling 18 carats. Available in a variety of sizes, the exquisite erotic toy comes apart to release the diamond ring. The price? $59,000 I know, sounds kind of outrageous for a dildo... However, many people spend $59,000 or more on diamonds BUT how many of those people can say their purchase gave them an orgasm?

MacBook Air Supreme Ice Edition:

You had to know this was coming. We have seen a diamond TV, diamond cell phones, diamond cell phone covers, hell, even diamond didoes (see above). So you had to know a diamond laptop was coming...especially from Stuart Hughes, who designed this MacBook for Apple. The said laptop is comprised of platinum and 25.5 carats of diamonds in the shape of Apple's logo. This $210,000 MacBook is a limited edition, only 10 will be made. I have always been a PC girl as opposed to a Mac girl but I may be willing to try something new for this MacBook

The World's First Diamond iPad:

This must be a record. The iPad has only been available for maybe a few days, wait...is it even available yet?! Either way, the Mervis Diamond company has already upgraded it with it's diamond version. The $20,000 limited edition gadget is studded with 11.43 carats of damn near flawless diamonds and will be available in June.

$1.3 Million Dollar Diamond Bustier:

Watch out Victoria's Secret, Orra Diamonds has created a stunning bustier loaded with over a million dollars worth of diamonds. Oh how I wish I was disgustingly wealthy, I would buy this decadent bustier along with the diamond studded sex toy... Every Glamour Whore knows that your top should always match your bottoms:)

Now something more affordable...

Diamancel Callus Files:

I love love love pedicures and having my pedicurist tend to my toes with diamond files sounds like something I could never afford. Sounds like it. But it's not. Unaffordable that is. Diamancel has a line of genuine diamond mani-pedi tools that is actually quite attainable and affordable ($38). And quite effective from what I've heard. I cannot wait to order mine... You can find these fab files at Sephora.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~A Bangle Cell Phone...Pure Genius...I Think...~

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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
-Arthur C. Clarke

Bangle? Yes. Cell phone? Yes. That's right... Someone has finally merged jewelry/accessories with a phone. Brilliant. At least I think it is...



Truth is this fab lil invention, designed by Jung Dae Hoon, confuses me slightly. From what I understand to make a call you take the bangle off and lay it on a flat surface to see the projected numbers...I think. And I can't quite figure out how you speak/talk... I guess into your wrist...lol. How very "Get Smart". I can't help it...I'll never figure out how to make a call, but... I WANT IT!!



Click HERE to read the article and see if you can figure it out...lol.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Uncle Karl Will Keep You Safe~

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"I'm not a marketing person. I don't ask myself questions. I go by instinct."
-Karl Lagerfeld

The legendary design genius that goes by the name of Karl Lagerfeld has added yet another profession to his ridiculously long resume...safe designer. German luxury safe maker Döttling teamed up with Uncle Karl to create “Narcissus”, a limited edition uber-safe that stands nearly 6ft tall, has a steel body that is covered in shiny chrome plated aluminum and has fab features such as butterfly doors, interior cabinets and jewelry drawers.



30 of these designer safes were made but of course Karl is keeping one for himself so the other 29 are up for grabs... However with a $339,000 price tag you may not have anything left to put in it.

Source: WWD

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~I Wish You Would...Such A Violent Femme~

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"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt

I wish you would piss me off...

Kyle Hopkins Brass Knuckles:


And if you really piss me off...

Kyle Hopkins is a freakin genius...

Whoever told you a woman couldn't be feminine and glamorous WHILE kicking your ass...lied.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Wow. Branding On A Whole Other Level...And Your Forehead"

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"Your premium brand had better be delivering something special, or it's not going to get the business." ~Warren Buffett

I have a million and one thoughts running through my head right now. Even as I type I still don't know exactly how I feel about this... I'm gonna wing it...

Let's talk branding.


First let's define the word...
Brand(ing): A mark made by burning with a hot iron, as upon a cask, to designate the quality, manufacturer, etc., of the contents, or upon an animal, to designate ownership;

Cattle just came to mind...


I'll get to the point. Central Saint Martins design student Ryan McSorley created, a final project, "Skin By Chanel" is a method to brand your skin with the infamous Chanel "C's". Yes, I'm serious. His theory being, that people who spend the money on Chanel skincare products want the world to know they primp and groom with Chanel. He figures when women (or men) buy a Chanel product, for the most part the world knows due to the logo on the merchandise and he feels you should get the same distinction with your skincare products. He feels it's just another form of product branding..BUT...it is actual branding. How do I feel about this? Hmmmm... I don't know yet.



How it works:
A headband with a silicone Chanel logo on the underside needs to be worn overnight, which then leaves an imprint of said logo visible for up to a few hours. Sounds more like "skin memory" to me. Like when you remove clothing that was a tad tight and have those unsightly marks on your skin for a little while.



I guess I feel it's simply a cute idea. Nothing more, nothing less. However I don't think it's going to be the women who buy and use Chanel skincare products that purchase this system. Nope. It's going to be the teenagers and girls in their early twenties who maybe own 1 Chanel bag (bought by Mom and Dad or a generous boyfriend) and a few Chanel lipglosses that will run around with the Chanel logo imprinted on their forehead...in the suburbs.

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** I feel I should disclaim that I have branded myself in a sense...I have my lip print (my actual lip print) tattooed in pretty hot pink ink on my hip... But that's different!! What?! It is...xoxo

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo