~Countdown To Valentine's Day: Let's Talk Beauty~

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“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” -Judy Garland

If ever there was a day to have a perfectly applied pout or freshly manicured blood red nails... Valentine's Day is it. MAC and Illimasqua have got you covered ladies with their gorgeous Valentine Collections.

Illimasqua "Throb" Collection:






Description from the Illimasqua website...

Feel your pulse quicken, your heart throbbing in your chest. These are Illamasqua’s latest offerings at the altar of beauty, guaranteed to make you gasp with pleasure.

Bite...
Awaken your mouth’s erotic sensuality with the seductive red of Succubus Intense Lipgloss or enjoy the power of being an unashamedly brazen femme fatale with blood red Sangers Lipstick.

...and Scratch
Throb is a passionate red Nail Varnish, the colour of blood spilled by desperate, rejected lovers. Load is a rich, cream coating for the nails and Scorn’s midnight black matt finish is filled with contempt for the love of convention.

Sounds fabulous...


MAC "Tough Love" Valentine's Day Collection:



Lipstick:


Lipstick Shades:

• Girl About Town
• Rebel
• Cyber
• Dubonnet
• Sin
• Ruby Woo

Tinted Lipglass:


Tinted Lipglass Shades:

• Shock-o-late
• Pop Mode
• Desire
• Russian Red

Lipmix:

Lipmix Colors:

• Black
• Crimson
• Burgundy

Lip Pencil:

Lip Pencil Colors:

• Currant
• Chestnut
• Burgundy
• Brick
• Nightmoth

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~$130,000 Nail Polish?! True Story...~

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“It is impossible to overdo luxury” -French Proverb

"Model's Own" has created the world's most expensive nail polish available for purchase at Frost Of London's jewelry store for a staggering $130,000. "Gold Rush" (yes, that's what they named it) comes in a bottle that features a cap hand-crafted from yellow gold and has a total of 1,118 diamonds inlaid. The color of said polish? Wait for it... Gold. Shocking. Apparently it glistens, sparkles, glimmers...and all that jazz. *Rolls eyes* You detect a bit of smart ass oozing through this post? So perceptive... Look, I'm a diamond loving Glamour Whore but if I'm spending $130,000 of my or someone else's hard earned money for a bottle of nail polish it's not going to be some tacky frosty gold color, it's going to be a custom shade with lifetime refills named after moi. And it damn well better be chip-proof. That's all I'm saying. Here's the part that cracks me up. For $130,000 you can purchase "Gold Rush" Couture from Frost Of London but for $5 you can purchase the "Gold Rush" Ready To Wear version at www.modelsownit.com I. Just. Can't.

Kisses Bitches...

Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Jizz On My Hands? No. But Maybe On My Toes...~

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Lois Griffin: Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Bill Clinton: Well, that depends on what your definition of the word "Jizz" is.
-"Family Guy" (2007)

Earlier today I noticed some of my favorite beauty bloggers were tweeting about the white nail polish trend... Although it didn't seem like a shade I would like for myself I decided to research it to see if it was something I would recommend for my clients and readers... And for the most part the answer was...NO.

However, I did come across a bottle of the aforementioned polish that I will be ordering...simply for the name itself. BLEACHBLACK, the geniuses behind a favorite polish of mine deliciously titled "Dickweed" has done it again...their contribution to the white nail polish trend is called...wait for it...JIZZ. Yeah, I said JIZZ. I have to have it, simply for the name alone. Yes, I am that juvenile...but whatever...I'm also fucking fabulous so it all evens out. Besides, even though I do not like the look of white polish on finger nails I do think it would make a fabulous shade for a summer pedicure. Available via Need Supply Co.



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo