~Sweet Jesus...She's Back...Brigitte Nielsen For Dansk Magazine~

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"A dress looks different on a person who’s sexual. You become the dress and the dress becomes you. My way of being eccentric shows off in the way I wear a dress, and in my choice of dress."
-Brigitte Nielsen


I am going to be as kind as I can and just do my job... Which is to bring you glamour/fashion/beauty/trend news...

And in the news today? Brigitte Nielsen. Yeah...she's back. Dansk magazine has an interview and a photo spread, which actually isn't bad. Don't get it twisted. I didn't say it was good, I said it wasn't bad. Actually, if they hadn't included an interview with the 46 y/o (allegedly) former model and reality star *rolls eyes*, the pix might be actually be considered passable but...they insisted on letting her speak...and that just...


Ok, I'm going to be nice and just show you the photos and provide the links...



Via Daily Mail and Dansk Magazine

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Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Jesus Walks...~

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"The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels."
-Malcolm De Chazal

Some of you may be surprised to learn that Glamour Whore belongs to a huge, Sicilian born, extremely catholic family... If I walked into a family gathering with these "Crucifix Heels" they would most likely douse me with holy water and hog tie me to the bed til the priest arrived. And like any good catholic girl gone bad...that makes me want em...BAD.

Holy Heels... Via Luxirare



Now I seriously can't get Kanye's "Jesus Walks" song out of my head right now. I'm going to hell.


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Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Is That A Lightsaber In Your Pocket Or You Just Happy To See Me?! -Star Wars Burlesque~

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Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]

-"Star Wars" 1977



La Club "Bordello" transformed into "Mos Eisley Cantina" for a "Tatooine" style burlesque show... Star Wars Burlesque?! Seriously? Really?! Yes. Star Wars strippers... And it's not just Princess Leia....

Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? -"Star Wars" 1977



Nope. It's also Storm Troopers, Darth Vader, Jabba The Hut (so not kidding) meets fishnets, corsets and pasties... Omg...it's like porn for space nerds. Some of it is actually glam and sexy and some of it... Not. So. Much. I mean, Jabba The Hut?! I don't judge...but...I'm just saying...Jabba The Hut?!

"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit." ―C-3PO "Star Wars" 1977



If this is something that gets a rise out your "lightsaber" then hit up LA Weekly to find out where and when...

C-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease -"Star Wars" 1977



Like I said... I don't judge... That's a lie. If you really get turned on by this...even a little bit...you may be a freak. Which is fine...wave that freak flag proudly, get out some twenties and make it rain on Boba Fett!

"I have no wish to offend the Jedi. This would benefit no one."
―Jabba The Hut "Star Wars" 1977




"Impressive, most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet." -Darth Vader (said to Luke Skywalker) Star Wars 1977

LA WEEKLY

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Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Odd Couples~

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"I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy!" Felix Ungar to Oscar Madison "The Odd Couple"

While spending the first day of the New Year hunting for photos of the different looks of NYE 2009 I came across a few odd, and slightly disturbing, couplings...

Fergie and Marie Osmond...


Paris Hilton and John Oates (Hall and Oates)...



Pamela Anderson and Adam Lambert...


Photos courtesy of Just Jared and Getty Images

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Glamour Whore...xoxo