Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.
Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]
-"Star Wars" 1977
La Club "Bordello" transformed into "Mos Eisley Cantina" for a "Tatooine" style burlesque show... Star Wars Burlesque?! Seriously? Really?! Yes. Star Wars strippers... And it's not just Princess Leia....
Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? -"Star Wars" 1977
Nope. It's also Storm Troopers, Darth Vader, Jabba The Hut (so not kidding) meets fishnets, corsets and pasties... Omg...it's like porn for space nerds. Some of it is actually glam and sexy and some of it... Not. So. Much. I mean, Jabba The Hut?! I don't judge...but...I'm just saying...Jabba The Hut?!
"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit." ―C-3PO "Star Wars" 1977
If this is something that gets a rise out your "lightsaber" then hit up LA Weekly to find out where and when...
C-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease -"Star Wars" 1977
Like I said... I don't judge... That's a lie. If you really get turned on by this...even a little bit...you may be a freak. Which is fine...wave that freak flag proudly, get out some twenties and make it rain on Boba Fett!
"I have no wish to offend the Jedi. This would benefit no one."
―Jabba The Hut "Star Wars" 1977
"Impressive, most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet." -Darth Vader (said to Luke Skywalker) Star Wars 1977
LA WEEKLY
Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo
Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.
[lightsabers clash]
-"Star Wars" 1977
La Club "Bordello" transformed into "Mos Eisley Cantina" for a "Tatooine" style burlesque show... Star Wars Burlesque?! Seriously? Really?! Yes. Star Wars strippers... And it's not just Princess Leia....
Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? -"Star Wars" 1977
Nope. It's also Storm Troopers, Darth Vader, Jabba The Hut (so not kidding) meets fishnets, corsets and pasties... Omg...it's like porn for space nerds. Some of it is actually glam and sexy and some of it... Not. So. Much. I mean, Jabba The Hut?! I don't judge...but...I'm just saying...Jabba The Hut?!
"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit." ―C-3PO "Star Wars" 1977
If this is something that gets a rise out your "lightsaber" then hit up LA Weekly to find out where and when...
C-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease -"Star Wars" 1977
Like I said... I don't judge... That's a lie. If you really get turned on by this...even a little bit...you may be a freak. Which is fine...wave that freak flag proudly, get out some twenties and make it rain on Boba Fett!
"I have no wish to offend the Jedi. This would benefit no one."
―Jabba The Hut "Star Wars" 1977
"Impressive, most impressive. But you are not a Jedi yet." -Darth Vader (said to Luke Skywalker) Star Wars 1977
LA WEEKLY
Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo
